Number 1: David Guetta's "Sexy Bitch"

We've being hearing tracks like this since the 90s in clubs. There's nothing here that's really fresh musically, but it'll be fun to dance to.

In the verse, the protagonist tells how he wants to meet this particular hot chick. He's trying hard to control himself, to speak to her without being 'disrespectful' but, he gives up and launches into the chorus of 'Dam you'se a sexy bitch'. This works well, because any bloke with half a brain knows that the type of being respectable he's referring to will never get you anywhere, so we're all relieved when he finds words that are to the point. I've known numerous women who've ended up with guys who told them exactly this sort of thing while out on the town.

It'll be forgotten in 6 months time.